They’re here.
Suddenly bananas
only buying pine-sol for the rest of my life
hardest ive laughed in forever omg.
holy shit
OH MY GOD
crying
The thoughts and feelings it embodies weighs more than I can bear,
How can such a small weightless object be nearly crushing?
It feels like this little object holds my back pocket to my chair,
And yet I cannot rid myself of it for it is too tempting.
It holds me back as that which cannot exist again must be preserved.
When you learn the jug sitting on your leg with 5 gallons of water in it happens to have a brand new hole in the bottom.